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Something silly

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I saw this on :iconmutantpirateprincess: s journal and just had to do it

Dear John,
I don't know how to say this, but I hate you.
I think I realised it when I was taking a walk in London, and I saw you ignoring my best friend.
I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand  that the garbage-man turns me on.
I'm sending back your artificial teeth, but I'll keep your suicide-note as a memory.
You should know that I have never laughed in public about hating Shrek.
With pain,
Sunari


Dear- your partners name- (if you're single, write John)
I don't know how to say this, but __1__.
I think I realised it __2__ __3__, and I saw you __4__ __5__.
I'm sure you're __6__ enough to understand __7__.
I'm sending back __8__, but I'll keep __9__ as a memory.
You should know that I __10__ __11__.
__12__ /-your name-

1.THE COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT:
blue- our romance is over
red- our affair is at an end
white- I'm joining a monastery
black- I hate you
green- our horoscopes doesn't match
grey- You're a perv
yellow- I'm on the streets
pink- Your nostrils are an insult
brown- the mafia is after you
no shirt- You're a loser
other- I'm in love with your sister

2. WHAT MONTH WERE YOU BORN IN?
January- that night
february- last year
march- when we were skinny dipping
april- when I was high on sesame seed
may- when I was shaving your legs
june- when you put handcuffs on me
july- when I threw up
august- When I saw the tiny head
september- when your dwarf bit me
october- When I was taking a walk
november- When I tied my shoes
December- When your dog went crazy

3. FAV FOOD?
tacos- in your house
pizza- in your van
pasta - in London
Hamburger- Under the bus
salad- while you were eating enchiladas
chicken- with Chuck Norris
kebab- in your closet
fish- in woman-clothes
sandwich- at the mental hospital
hotdogs- in trans
other- with mr and mrs Bush

4. WHATS THE COLOR OF YOUR SOCKS?
yellow- hitting on
red- insulting
black- ignoring
blue- punching
purple- pour syrup on
white- carve your name in
grey- tear the clothes of
brown- put leeches on
pink- steal the toupee from
no socks- sit on
other- chasing out

5. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR?
black – my best friend
White- my father
grey- john travolta
Brown- my whoopee cushion
purple- my pie
red- th cookiemonster
blue- my alovera plant
Yellow- my pen-pal from Ghana
Orange – my Carl Larsson-collection (whoever that is D8)
pink – my cat
no underwear – my Cartman-statue
Other- The crazy monk

6. WHAT DO YOU WATCH ON TV?
Scrubs - woman (if you're male) / man (if you're female)
O.C. - sensitive
One Tree Hill - open
Heroes - ashamed
Lost - turned on
House - cowardly
Simpsons - scarred
the news - Mongolian
American Idol – masochistic
Family Guy - senile
other - frost-bited

7.WHAT MOOD ARE YOU IN RIGHT NOW?
happy- how bad I've been feeling
sad- How boring you are
bored- that your Honda sucks
angry- that all your pimples are in the last stadium
Depressed- That I have changed sex
exited- that there's no solution to
nervous- the Middle east
Worried- that we're cousins
apathetic- that Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed- that I'm allergic to your hamster
Hugable- that the garbage-man turns me on
exceedingly happy- that I'm a clone
other- "Deal or no deal" sucks

8. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDROOM-WALLPAPER?
white- your ring
yellow- your love letters
red- your Darth Vader-poster
black- your pet rock
blue- the pillows
green- the pictures of Portugal
Orange- your artificial teeth
brown- your cellphone
grey- our matching snoopy-bibs
pink- the old toe-nails
other- your military service-memory-box

9. THE FIRST LETTER IN YOUR NAME?
A/B - Your picture
C/D - the oil-stock shares
E/F - My virginity
G/H - your neighbor Carl
I/J - The blood-test results
K/L- your left ear
M/N - Your suicide-note
O/P - my sense
Q/R - your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V/W - your crime records
X/Y/Z- your highschool grades


10. LAST LETTER OF YOUR LASTNAME?
A/B – shall always remember
C/D – never will forget
E/F – Always will try to forget
G/H – will inform The Swedish Tax Agency
I/J – have always felt dirty because of
K/L – have never laughed in public about
M/N – am makin a movie about
O/P – throw rocks at
Q/R – informed the psychiatrist about
S/T – get sick when I think about
U/V/W – told the news paper about
X/Y/Z – never liked

11. FAV DRINK?
water- our friendship
beer - pensioner
Soda- a new life as a clone
milk- eskimos
wine- cocaine addiction
Cider- a passionated intrest for mice
Juice- woody allen-imitations
limonade- your embarrassing rashes
Whisky - destroying the 2nd world war
other- hating Shrek

12. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION?
Thailand - Best wishes
Sweden- love
England- With pain
Spain- Go f*ck yourself
China- gross wishes
Germany- With relief
Japan- go to hell
Greece - Your eternal enemy
Australia- say goodbye to your pet frog Leonard from me
Egypt- Go now
France- Good luck
Other- Say goodbye to your creepy family from me

Dedicated to beekay84, because she is an awsome friend!
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Exam time!

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So tomorrow is my first exam of this semester and since it isn't a subject where we just get our information and have to study it, I'm quite nervous about it. I can't really imagine how it's gonna be and I hope that at least I won't be as tired as I usually am during this lesson. I'm just not made for getting up at 5.30. During these lessons  I'm usually writing all scrawly and I'm taking notes so slowly that I don't get a lot of things. My orthography normally is quite good, but at those times I forget letters or mix a few up. Sometimes it's so bad that the actual word isn't recognisable anymore! And the notes don't make sense because I was so busy with writing that I didn't get the end of the sentence and the therefore the half is missing. And our teacher wants to collect our notes at the end ot the exam! Either he won't be able to read them or think I'm a dyslexic (or simply a very, very bad speller)!
Well, this is definitely gonna be very interesting tomorrow!

On to another subject:
Today a friend told me that Heath Ledger died. First I thought I had misunderstood her (the telephone connection was very bad too) I just couldn't believe it and I was rather shocked. He was one of my favourite actors. It sad that he won't ever again play in a movie.
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Happy new year! And good luck for 2008!

Now that I've embarassed myself in front of my archery club I hope this won't be a bad omen for the coming year. I slipped and went down in a really sensational way. I had had the bow in my hand when I fell and it slid over floor a few meters away from me. My friend told me afterwards that she regretted she didn't have the chance to film it. As you can imagine I was rather glad she didn't have the chance.  But I know I'm prone to this kind of accidents. (stumbling in front of big groups like in a bus or literally running into people...) Man, I hope this has been all for this winter.
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Merry Christmas everyone!
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mp3 game

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I saw this on a friend's journal and now I finally found the time to do it too!! :bounce:
Well, I won't use ALL my music. That would make my player collapse...


~Rules~

1. Put your music player on all your music, then shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn't make sense. NO CHEATING!
4. Tag 4 people.
5. with the answers, give your own comments on how it relates to the questions.
6. Link to lyrics! (Uh... yeah right...  )

~The quiz itself~

1. How are you feeling today?
Whisper - Evanescence
(Hm, I'm talking at a normal volume today.)

2. Will you get far in life?
Time is running out - Muse
(What's that supposed to mean?! I'm still young! I just turned 24!)

3. How do your friends see you?
Knocked up - Kings of Leon
(What??!! My friends know that the last thing I want is to get pregnant!)

4. Will you get married?
Woman - Wolfmother
(Uhm, yes i'm a woman. Or does that mean I'm gonna turn gay? )

5. What is your best friend's theme song?
Enjoy the Sound - Smolik feat. Mika
(Ok, I don't know how to interpret that.)

6. What is the story of your life?
Wicker Chair - Kings of Leon
(what's a wicker chair? anwers welcome!)

7. What was high school like?
Miniature Disasters - KT Tunstall
(In a way maybe.. But it wasn't soo bad )

8. How can you get ahead in life?
Cut Every Corner - The Simpsons
(wow, that describes me pretty well )

9. What is the best thing about your friends?
Joe's Head - Kings of Leon
(???)

10. What is in store for this weekend?
Stargate Theme
(Oh, that would be cool! Travelling to unknown worlds! Or at least meeting Daniel Jackson (I adore him))

11. To describe your grandparents?
Fate - Andy Lau
(That's sweet! Although both my grandads are dead. hm.  )

12. How is your life going?
Hysteria - Muse
(sometimes. but most times more laid back.)

13. What song will they play at your funeral?
Windmills - Toad the Wet Sprocket
(it's a nice song. we'll see if it's gonna fit for my funeral. at least it has the right tempo)

14. How does the world see you?
This aint a scene, it's an arms race - Fall out boy
(What does THAT mean??)

15. Will you have a happy life?
A Modern Myth - Thirty Seconds to Mars
(simetimes I get the impression it's only a myth..  )

16. What do your friends really think of you?
Blow out my Mind - Plastotype
(interesting!  )

17. Do people secretly lust after you?
Girl and a Ghost - KT Tunstall
(girls and ghosts? that's devastating. but it explains my turning gay... )

18. How can I make myself happy?
Hymn for those left behind - Shannon Moore
(is this thing trying to depress me??  )

19. What should you do with your life?
On Call - Kings of Leon
(Huh??? )

20. Will you ever have children?
False Alarm - Tunstall
(Hm, so my friends see me pregnant, but I won't ever have children? )

21. What song would you strip to?
The Universe and U - KT Tunstall
(  That's way to slow for a strip.  )

22. If a man in a van offered you candy, what would you do?
Famous Last Words - My Chemical Romance
(Haha! :rofl: Am I dangerous or what!! )

23. What does your mum think of you?
Throw me a Rope - KT Tunstall
(I didn't know we were climbing...  )

24. What is your deep dark secret?
Sunburn - Muse
(It's no secret I'm getting sunburnt easily. That's why I'm pale.  )

25. What is your mortal enemy's theme song?
Spitting Games - Snow Patrol
( Am I spitting on my enemy or the other way round? or are we comparing who can spit wider?)

26. What's your personality like?
Stoppin' the Love - KT Tunstall
(That's mean! Should I feel offended now? )

27. Which song will be played at your wedding?
Flathead - The Fratellis
(I have no idea what a flathead is, but the tiltle doesn't sound approbriate for a wedding. But I guess it would be well suited for the celebration afterwards! It's funny to dance to it! )

I'm not tagging anyone. Everyone who wants to is invited to do it. And I'm not linking the lyrics. If you want to know them I'm sure you are perfectly capable of searching for them at your own. Since I don't have them I would have to do the same.

So, Have fun!! :D :D :D
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